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Saturday, October 4, 2008

At least its more than a hooker....


It always makes me laugh when I see this. Now Im not talkin about people that misspell "waste" as "waist". It's a common mistake for those who ain't gots a handle on written English aka "Stupid Muthafukkas." And no Im not calling the author stupid, they just have a few things in common with stupid muthafukkas.

That being said, I'd like to look deeper into the phenomenon of this question of worth & rising gas prices for 2 reaons. For 2 questions actually... First, when is a woman a waste of gas? lol. Then, what motivations would a girl have for asking this sort of question?

I believe the rule is worded like this: she is a waste of gas when the negatives coupled with milage incurred in driving roundtrip outweigh the positives & the motivation behind going to see her.

If you are 60 miles away, thats 120 miles round-trip. 2 round-trips, 240 miles. 240 miles = 2/3 to a full tank of gas. My tank costs $75 - $80 to fill. Yes, I drive a v8. Im already guilty of having high standards.

So if you want me to come get you at your place, drive you to my house for the sex, then take you back home, and finally, drive myself back home to go to sleep?

You got to be waaaaaaaay fine.

You are not allowed to be:
fat
ugly
stank
broke
easy
have kids
promiscuous
negative
or negatory

As for motivations, notice the slickness of this female & how she worded this question. She is asking a few questions at once. First, "are you struggling?" "Is a tank of gas nearly too much to ask for from yo bum ass?" Next, notice its what is called a Leading Question. Anytime a person asks their question and it ends with "rite" or "didn't you" its a lock that they are leading you to the answer they want to hear/read. Put them in their place.



So, if you are a good looking female and you get wet when a man says he is gonna come by ~without~ collecting a 1/2 a tank of gas money, holla @ me.


Or holla if you look like this...
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