Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The homie MISZ TIP...

More photoshop stuff for the fyne @$$ SExi_dOMiNiRiCAN of AirG!!

Dont blame her for it looking semi-wack, as you can see she is fucking gorgeous. Im just not that great at photoshop, but Im getting better. Props out to all the tutorials on the web... if I were to watch/read them all in succession I would be 35 before I completed it!! lol

If you like, comment!


Pineapple Express - [2008] - DVD Screener - 4 Links

Funny as fuck!

Photoshopping the next President....

One of my first few creations, what do you think?
If you thought you would see McCain, you out your damn mind! lol

Thursday, October 16, 2008

So, you wanna be a Gangsta?

That pic is the after-effects of a shotgun blast to the left rib. You can see some bone exposure, its that shiny white hole in the middle of the meat.

A good friend of mine is working as a resident doctor at Martin Luther King Hospital in... well... does it really even matter what city? Almost every MLK Hospital I know of is hood and missing 1990's and maybe even 1980's or even 1970's equipment. Anyways he keeps sending me these crazy ER horror pictures and attached story. I thought this one would be good for a blog.

This gentleman, 32, was at a liqour store one night looking to get a pack of cigarettes when some "actual" gangstaz showed up. The 2 guys walked in to rob the place.

They both had on ski masks. One had a 12 gauge, the other an AK. Both a set of angry lookin eyebrows. Our gentleman said he hit the deck, put his hands behind his head, and basically put himself in the most non-threatening pose possible. Very ungangsta.

Gangsta dude with the AK told him to stand up. He asked for his name. He wanted to find out what set or clique he was from. The guy with the shotgun was strong-arming the clerk. The guy, our "gentleman," said he was scared out of his mind. He didn't know anyone from the local gang, cuz most of the guys from the local neighborhood were either doing time, were dead, or were just gone, so he didnt have much to tell the robber.

Just then the robber with the shotgun got angry with the store clerk. He went to punch the clerk in the face with the butt of his shotty when it let loose. Our gentleman was obviously hit. He doesnt remember much else, other than the 2 guys yelling at each other, and the store clerk, and him, then running off. He said he remembers them yelling back at him "dont be mad!" that he had "earned his stripes." He said he didn't even know if they were successful at their robbery.

This is the sort of shit that I find pointless. G'z back in my day used to have a plan. Now they shoot innocent bystanders, just so they can say they were involved in some g-shit. Shooting a guy who ain't lookin for stripes is very ungangsta. Shooting a random someone who is on their knees, trying to get back home to they family, very ungangsta. Fingers slippin on the trigger, ultimate in un-gangsta.

G'z back in the day didn't slip.

If ur reading this, ur prolly not very "gangsta." Gangstaz dont have computers, much less understand HTML or web addresses.

So remember wannabes, one day a real G may show up, and that is the last thing you want to see happen. Cuz if he is there to shoot, its gonna be on purpose and he ain't gonna miss.


Thursday, October 9, 2008

[TUTORIAL] How to open .rar files... for beginners

The process is relatively easy.

First you need a copy of the "winRAR" program, which you can find a trial version of here.

Install it and then come back tooo..............


Now you should be an expert on extracting and archiving files of your own!
Once you have it installed, download WinRar.v3.7 Final Corporate Here, and you will be free to pack and unpack to your heart's content....

Happy Hunting!!!

[CLASSIC] Sublime - Sublime [Deluxe Edition]

Disc 1

  • "Trenchtown Rock"
  • "Doin' Time" [Original Mix]
  • "Wrong Way"
  • "Paddle Out"
  • "What I Got"
  • "Pawn Shop"
  • "April 26, 1992 (Miami)"
  • "Santeria"
  • "Seed"
  • "Jailhouse"
  • "Caress Me Down"
  • "The Ballad of Johnny Butt"
  • "Under My Voodoo"
  • "Burritos"
  • "Same in the End"
  • "Get Ready"
  • "What I Got (Reprise)"
  • "Garden Grove"

Disc 2

  • "I Love My Dog"
  • "Superstar Punani"
  • "April 26, 1992 (Miami)" [Alternate Version]
  • Previously entitled "April 26th 1992 (Leary)"
  • "Saw Red" [Acoustic Version]
  • "Little District" [Acoustic Version]
  • "Zimbabwe" [Acoustic Version]
  • "What I Got" [Alternate Version]
  • "Doin' Time" [Uptown Dub]
  • "Doin' Time" [Eerie Splendor Remix featuring Mad Lion]
  • "Doin' Time" [Remix by Wyclef Jean]
  • "Doin' Time" [Remix by Marshall Arts featuring The Pharcyde]
  • "Doin' Time" [Marshall Arts Instrumental Version]
  • "April 26, 1992 (Miami)" [Instrumental Version]
  • "Caress Me Down" [Instrumental Version]
  • "What I Got" [Instrumental Version]

If you dont have this already I suggest you catch up. I had to post it cuz one of the homies said she lost her Sublime collection. I gotta hook her up. And since Im such a nice guy...the following is a link to a complete (and I do mean COMPLETE) Sublime Discography from one of those type of fans who still sniffs the ball-sweat from a pair of Bradley Nowell's draws that he dug out of the grave... may he rest in peace.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

[10/07] Devin The Dude - Hi Life [2008]

Artist: Devin The Dude
Title: Hi Life
Label: Rap-A-Lot/J. Prince Ent.
Genre: Rap
Bitrate: 158kbit av.
Time: 00:52:37
Size: 63.03 mb
Location: Houston, TX
Rip Date: 2008-10-06
Str Date: 2008-10-07

1. Bad Company 3:54
2. Comin' Back 4:43
3. Gettin' Crazy (Feat. 14K) 3:54
4. Come On (Feat. Mo Lew) 7:30
5. Don't Stop 4:34
6. Everyday (Feat. KB) 3:55
7. Get High 3:17
8. Lil Mary Juana 3:02
9. My Occupation (Feat. Bushwick Bill) 3:38
10. Run (Feat. Gar) 4:46
11. Where Can We Go 3:52
12. 17 Holes (Feat. The Coughee Brothaz) 5:32


Another one!


Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Young Jeezy - The Recession [2008]

Artist: Young Jeezy
Title: The Recession
Label: Island Def Jam
Genre: Rap
Bitrate: 194kbit av.
Time: 01:15:37
Size: 111.30 mb
Location: Atlanta, GA
Rip Date: 2008-08-26
Str Date: 2008-09-02

1. The Recession (Intro)
2. Welcome Back
3. By The Way
4. Crazy World
5. What They Want
6. Amazin'
7. Hustlaz Ambition
8. Who Dat
9. Don't You Know
10. Circulate
11. Word Play
12. Vacation
13. Everything (Feat. Anthony Hamilton And Lil Boosie)
14. Takin' It There (Feat. Trey Songz)
15. Don't Do It
16. Put On (Feat. Kanye)
17. Get Allot
18. My President (Feat. Nas)

A lil late but you know what it is... the new Jeezy... get it!


Saturday, October 4, 2008

Devin The Dude - Landing Gear [2008]

Genre : Hip-Hop
Quality : VBRkbps / 44.1kHz / Joint-Stereo
Songs : 12
Playtime : 47:10 min
Label : Razor & Tie
Size : 74,3 MB
Streetdate : 10-07-2008
Url :
Type : Album
Source : CDDA
Language : English


01.In My Draws [04:24]
02.I Can't Make It Home [03:37]
03.Thinkin' Boutchu [03:33]
04.Let Me Know It's Real [04:20]
05.El Grande Nadgas [03:14]
06.Me, You [03:58]
07.Highway [03:16]
08.I Don't Chase Em' [04:39]
09.Yo Mind [03:11]
10.Your Kinda Love [04:21]
11.I Need A Song [04:02]
12.Stray [04:35]

4 all u Devin Fans................Imma Devin fan...

What ppl on METH end up lookin like...

Dont her eyes look dead? Black & hollow... Dont end up like this kids... Stay off the $hit or you end up lookin like this...


I pray for all addicts...............


At least its more than a hooker....

It always makes me laugh when I see this. Now Im not talkin about people that misspell "waste" as "waist". It's a common mistake for those who ain't gots a handle on written English aka "Stupid Muthafukkas." And no Im not calling the author stupid, they just have a few things in common with stupid muthafukkas.

That being said, I'd like to look deeper into the phenomenon of this question of worth & rising gas prices for 2 reaons. For 2 questions actually... First, when is a woman a waste of gas? lol. Then, what motivations would a girl have for asking this sort of question?

I believe the rule is worded like this: she is a waste of gas when the negatives coupled with milage incurred in driving roundtrip outweigh the positives & the motivation behind going to see her.

If you are 60 miles away, thats 120 miles round-trip. 2 round-trips, 240 miles. 240 miles = 2/3 to a full tank of gas. My tank costs $75 - $80 to fill. Yes, I drive a v8. Im already guilty of having high standards.

So if you want me to come get you at your place, drive you to my house for the sex, then take you back home, and finally, drive myself back home to go to sleep?

You got to be waaaaaaaay fine.

You are not allowed to be:
have kids
or negatory

As for motivations, notice the slickness of this female & how she worded this question. She is asking a few questions at once. First, "are you struggling?" "Is a tank of gas nearly too much to ask for from yo bum ass?" Next, notice its what is called a Leading Question. Anytime a person asks their question and it ends with "rite" or "didn't you" its a lock that they are leading you to the answer they want to hear/read. Put them in their place.

So, if you are a good looking female and you get wet when a man says he is gonna come by ~without~ collecting a 1/2 a tank of gas money, holla @ me.

Or holla if you look like this...

What a Ho gets married in...

Now dont get it twisted... she as fyne as May wine wit a body thas sublime, face 1-of-a-kind & indescribeably dyme be the first thing to come to mind. Im not trying to say anything about how beautiful the WOMAN is... Im talkin about the choice of dress she made for a WEDDING. Fire the stylist honey. No homo.

I mean the shit looks like a big ass doily...

This is proof that just because you can sew you shouldn't think you can make the hottest wedding-dress of all time out of Nanna's Christmas tablecloth & a slip...

but I'd still fuck...


Congratulations to the Grouch on ya marraige...


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